Local Heart Just Wants to go Back in for a Second

Local-Heart

NEW YORK-In the wake of almost daily tragedies, one heart has had enough.

“Look, I’m glad that I keep going out to the victims of tragedies, but jeez, I need a break.” The Heart was on its way home from going out to the victims of the Planned Parenthood shooting when it got the call about San Bernadino.

“I haven’t gotten a chance to relax all year, my Netflix queue is ridiculous.” At press time the Heart was trying to find an airline that would let him buy airline tickets in bulk to, “try to get ahead of things.”

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