HOLLYWOOD, CA- Just a day after his Oscar win, Leonardo DiCaprio has announced that his next movie will just be 90 minutes of him sitting comfortably on a chair. Throughout the entire film his voice will not raise above an “inside voice.”
Without dropping any spoilers, the Revenant star said he looks forward to working on a set that is room temperature and also not flooded with water. “Being an actor is all about pushing yourself to try new things, and for me, that means not eating raw animal organs or literally bleeding for my craft. You know, like that time I split my hand open on Django,” Leo mused while caressing his new statue over his old scar.
Leo then locked himself in a room with his Oscar and drank an entire gallon of throat coat tea.