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New Study Finds It’s Your Turn To Do The Goddamn Dishes, Craig

NEW HAVEN, CT –Researchers have released new findings that reveal something that many thought impossible: it’s your freaking turn to clean the dishes, Craig. Independent experts agree that the dishes ratio of 95:5 is unhealthy for apartment relations. After careful study of the structural instability of the stack of bowls, cups, and forks, the panel of […]